anteater style

Tongue fucking in a very rapid manner in a completely straight motion while rolling your tongue.

Bob: Bruce tongue-fucked the shit out of Janice last night.

Tom: You mean they did it anteater style?

by Unposp December 4, 2016

Anteater Special

When you make a popular symbol with your hand, from the University of California, Irvine- and insert it either anally or vaginally, and trying to make them cum within' 3 zots.

Person 1: Yeah, our sex life has been pretty rough lately, nothing but Blowie Joeys
Person 2: Oh? Have you tried the Anteater Special? Zot Zot Zot Man!

by PetrTheAnteater October 6, 2022

Anteater Hug

If an anteater looks like they want to hug you, you're already fucked

Person 1: Ha! Look, the anteater is T-Posing!
Person 2: He looks like he wants to give us a big Anteater Hug!
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We are here to mourn the death of Person 2, who sadly passed from being disemboweled by a T-Posing anteater.

by Doddged October 19, 2022

columbian anteater

the act of snorting cocaine off of a man's erect penis

i saw mommy giving santa a columbian anteater underneath the christmas tree last winter

by dr. tampon pepper July 10, 2010

midget anteater

a small penis that is not circumsized!

My friend jeremy nielsen has got a midget anteater!

by jeffro7946 March 31, 2009

Swimming Anteater

When one guy is sitting down two guys approach him from opposing sides. The guy in the middle then proceeds to pull out the dicks of of the other two and stroke them off while he sucks his own dick. Thus appearing to look like an anteater doing the doggy paddle.

"Me and Dave were over at Jimmy's last night, shit started to get real gay and next thing I knew, Jimmy was doing the swimming anteater on us."

"Nothing gay about a Swimming Anteater, that shit is just innovative."

by dr. romulus whitaker March 2, 2010

The Anteater

A sexual act similar to the lobster claw, in which 4 fingers are inserted into a vagina, while the middle finger is inserted into the asshole. The position of the hand with the middle finger up resembles that of an anteaters nose.

I gave that bitch an 'Anteater' last night while she was sleeping on her stomach.

by Jake May 13, 2005