Saint Anselm College

A small ass college thinking it resides in Manchester NH but it actually is in Goffstown. Chances of you getting an A on anything is slim to nothing. Girls have way to much respect for themselves to put out on a regular basis. Most people become alcoholics to deal with their struggle. Weekends are the only plus. Food is overrated. Known as the SAC meaning Shitty Ass College.

Guy 1- I am getting laid this weekend.
Guy 2- Lets be serious you go to Saint Anselm College

Guy 1- I go to Saint Anselm College
Guy 2- Oh damn that just sucks.

by Unknown Man 666 March 8, 2011

anselan

He is a very tall guy and is very secretive about himself and is again very tall.

Wow he's really tall his name must be anselan.

by LOLLLOLLOOPO0P December 22, 2017

st. anselm's

A small boy's school in NE DC known for its rigorous academics. Conducted by Benedictine monks, the boys are taught at a very young age to be afraid of the opposite sex and to study until their brains explode. Girls are not intimidated by their intelligence, but rather astonished at their failed attempts to socialize. Social skills do not come to "Abbey Boys" until the later years when they learn to not care. Then Kairos changes everything and it's all good once again. There will always be at least one girl from any given girls school who is unhappy with at least one Abbey Boy and at least one girl from the same school who is very happy with at least one Abbey Boy. Sports are not the Abbey Boy's forté, but they give it an honest effort every once in a while.

Catholic Schoolgirl: I went down to st anselm's and found a really cool guy!

Catholic Schoolgirl's BFFAEAEAE: Oh yeah well I hate his classmates. They said they were too good for me.

by Ruben January 19, 2005

anseloth

Unlike the incorrect former definition, which was coined by a feckless middle-schooler lacking a penis, anseloth is actually term for a person with paramount skill and intelligence in many areas, in other words, a renaissance-man.

That boy over there seems to be awesome in just about every way! He's such an anseloth!

by jabberwockie February 6, 2010

Anselmi

Anselmi is a typical "old" finnish name. Anselmi has thick blond hair and icy blue eyes. He is very commited to hockey and school. That's why he doesn't have time for anything else. Be careful when you fall in love with one. They might not like you back and think that you're weird. Anselmi will affect your future with any other relationships, because he is known. Everybody are his friend. Be careful. He is cold hearted

#anselmiplayshockey

by agratez December 21, 2019

ansteluv

nice caring lesbian cosplayer that will beat your ass if you get near their partner

“yo partner is ugly”
ansteluv : your uglier that’s for sure.

by bootylicks April 5, 2022

ansteluv

one of the best in the world, super silly (/pos) , and is taken by a shinnie

“hey do ya know ansteluv??”

“yeah! aren’t they that one person who’s like obsessed with gingers or smth?”
“YES LMFAOA”

by denjikw April 6, 2022