angry pirate

The act of recieving head, but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and shoot it in her eye. Then you proceed to pull out some of her pubes, throw them on her face, and then kick her in the shins, thus making her hobble around on one leg whilst screaming aggg. She will without doubt be angry, thus making her an angry pirate.

One day i gave this chick a dirty-pirate. i laughed.

by Fast Pirate May 1, 2005

Angry Pirate

When someone with a hook shaped penis gives anal sex to another person angrily.

I gave her the Angry Pirate last night! I smashed her Arrrrrrrsehole

by Tek Tonic January 21, 2019

Angry Pirate

Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
Yargh! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!

That hummer I got from my gf y'day was sooooooo amazing, I squirted in her face by accident. Then to cover it up I gave her an angry pirate.

by Timbck June 22, 2014

angry pirate

the girl's balls deep in you, and you pull out and nut in her eye, she quickly puts her hand over it (similar to an eyepatch) then you stomp on her foot and she bounces around on one leg going arrrrrrg! arg! arg! (similar to a pirate with an eyepatch and a peg leg)

If you really want to go for the K-O, try combining it with the philly-fakeout

it's pretty self explainitory. Do the angry pirate

by daveissolame April 7, 2007

Angry Pirate

To ejaculate into someone's eye, and to kick them in the shin as they attempt to clean it out with something so that they hop on one leg cover their eye and yell like a pirate.

" dude I angry pirated her last night!, it was awesome! "

by XodusFate December 14, 2014

Angry Pirate

When you are getting head from a girl and before you cum you shoot your jizz in her eye so she covers her eye and makes an arrrrrgh sound. then you kick her in the shin so she's hopping. then lastly you bend one of her index fingers so she has a hook. no here's the point where you laugh and leave.

i shot this girl all in her eye and kicked her hard in the leg and bent her finger and laughed hysterically she thought it was mean.

by chris May 13, 2005

Angry Pirate

1. A man eating SHRUB commonly found in YOUR BACK YARD.

2. When you are getting a blow job... and you cum in her eye and kick her in the SHIN

3. COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE OTHER TEAM

Definitions 1 + 2

-Son: DAD! Look at that ANGRY PIRATE. i think it's coming for you!!!!

-Dad: OH SHIT

Definition 3.

-team 3:Blown'd

by Kixk toppa hata in your balls January 21, 2008