Dave: "Hey man why are we stopping?"
St3ve: "Oh, lesbo Jenny stopped to see the huge topless cheerleader parade with the free drinks and the Piper planes crashing on purpose to make the audience laugh over there, that's a real anchor isn't itOH MY GOD!!!" *RUNS LIKE SHIT*
St3ve: "Oh, lesbo Jenny stopped to see the huge topless cheerleader parade with the free drinks and the Piper planes crashing on purpose to make the audience laugh over there, that's a real anchor isn't itOH MY GOD!!!" *RUNS LIKE SHIT*
by Trigonometrium November 4, 2007
Get the Anchormug. by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005
Get the anchorsmug. I was out anchoring my girlfriend last night.
by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016
Get the Anchoringmug. by Peter wedege June 20, 2005
Get the Anchormug. Verb: To cover a "floater" with an additional length of toilet paper in order to make it flush.
Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.
Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.
V. I had to anchor a three-flush floater to finally get it to go down.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.
by Scoddy71 November 22, 2014
Get the Anchormug. him: i'll be there for you to pick you up when you fall, like an.. anchor.
her: and i'll always be here for you, your little redemption-as in rescue-..
her: and i'll always be here for you, your little redemption-as in rescue-..
by _his redemption_ April 27, 2006
Get the Anchormug. The act of fingering a girl so hard that your whole fist slides in and out of know where the person doing the fingering spreads their hand and pulls out fast. The hand will end up getting caught towards the end and will be stuck unless a painful procedure is done to remove the anchored hand.
You won't believe what happened to me last night. It was so embarrassing, Jack anchored me so hard we had to go to the hospital...it took four specialists to get his hand out.
by Anch0rman December 13, 2015
Get the Anchormug.