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Acapulco Mudslide

Where you’re double teaming a lady friend with another guy, one guy at each end (commonly known as a spit roast, or pig on a spit) you stick your thumb up your own ass (DTT - drop the thumb). You go for a high five with the other guy, missing the offered hand on purpose, and stick your thumb in his mouth.
What happened last night?

Benny and I met up with this crazy chick, went to back to her room. While we were spit-roasting her, I hammered Benny with an Acapulco Mudslide.

No way?!

Way. Dude nearly vomited on the back of her head.
by Sharts At Will February 3, 2012
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Vagina Acapulco

Occurs when you place an empty taco shell within the folds of a woman's labia, then lay a miniature sombrero on her boosh.
Me and my girl were feeling spicy last night so we took a trip south of the border and I had a little Vagina Acapulco.
by LeCobra April 25, 2011
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Hungry Acapella

It's where you cum in somones mouth and then ask them to sing a song (yours or their choice) without them spilling any cum out of their mouth. If they lose you get to stick your dick down their thoat so hard they cry and cum comes our their nose.
Hey honey, fancy trying some Hungry Acapella ?
by SkengYou March 30, 2020
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Acapulco Gold

A strain of marijuana originally grown in mexico, famous for it's strong odor and sublime (golden) high.
wow, this Acapulco Gold is the best stuff I have ever smoked!
by La La Republic July 3, 2003
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anapetrova

A Russian girl, most likely blonde, very beautiful, with a gorgeous body. A very good friend, the type you're never embarrassed in front of because you know she has a nastier mind than you do. You'll tend to have many dirty inside jokes with her.
Do you know anapetrova? She told me she watches retard porn!
by retardpornyouknowitsme December 17, 2009
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Anaphylacdick Rash

A disease where the affected person is often referred to as the victim (uncommon to most diseases).The underlying conditions are genetic and situational. They are known to involve consuming copious amounts of beer from a gas can before, during, and after an allergic reaction to something else.

The disease develops when the victim’s good friend gets concerned and suggests outlining the spots to keep track of them. Mere seconds later, a bunch of the victim’s jerk friends will start outlining them with a sharpie.

The disease can and will metastasize into:
-Stage I, if in the presence of an asshole friend who starts outlining a non-existent splotch in the shape of male genetailia in non-visible part of the body
-Stage II, If an even bigger asshole friend decides that the other asshole friend missed an even larger, much larger than actual scale in fact, non-existent splotch also in the shape of male genetailia.
Good Friend: Hey man, you have splotches all over your neck and back!
Victim: <takes off shirt> whoa it’s all over my back and shoulders.
Asshole Friend: I think your girl is trying to murder you. I told her that bloody mary had clamato in it.
Victim: <dumb drunk laugh>
Good Friend: no this is serious, at work, we outline them at my clinic, because it is easier to see if they are getting worse or better.
Victim: <pause for reflection>
Jerk Friend: Hey, I found a sharpie.
Asshole Friend: look, He’s got a goofy shaped splotch on his shoulder. <heh heh>
Even Bigger Asshole Friend: Look, you missed that one that takes up his entire back. <HAHAHAHAH Anaphylacdick Rash!>
by gascanman2 February 10, 2014
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anca

- amazing woman
- makes you the happiest man alive
- perfect
- loves using smh and -_-
anca is perfect
by kefalospartiati June 8, 2010
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