sexually identify as an attack helicopter

'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.

Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!

by Nameayellowfruit January 3, 2017

An Atwood

The act of punching or attacking someone due to a sense of right and wrong. Comes from the tv show the O.C's character Ryan Atwood who is know for fighting.

Tim saw a punk hit a girl so he pulled an Atwood!

by ohio_bloodgang October 21, 2008

An Attractive Alternative

It is something, anything really, a movie, a book, a different seat in a restaraunt, a contract, anything.
ANYTHING!
It is something that appeals to you more than whatever you are primarily dealing with. attractive alternatives occur in daily life almost every minute.

GUY 1: Im really bored!! I've seen this movie already

Guy 2:Well, i have An Attractive Alternative to what we are currently doing. There is this band playing, they are called AAA, they are a really hip trio, lets so watch them play!

GUY 1: That does sound like An Attractive Alternative, lets go watch them play!!

by Calvin Riley July 26, 2007

I identify as an attack helicopter

a joke to piss of a feminazi who thinks there is 58 genders there is 69

i identify as an attack helicopter (sexually)

by thathandletho February 16, 2017

To do an Atherton

To "do an Atherton" is to nick someone else's news and post it a week later as your own

I'm sure someone posted that the other week, omg he has totally tried to do an Atherton on your news

by Fatplonka420 December 7, 2020

Pulling an ATO

Getting in trouble for both hiding a previous mistake or fuck up and the original mistake or fuck up.

I'm grounded for a week for Pulling an ATO when I decided to not tell my mom about my sister needing to go to the hospital when I babysat. She found out when the bill came.

by randomfunfacts September 4, 2009

Be an Athlete Son!

What someone would say to someone who messes up in a sport, usually during pratice, drills, etc.

Athlete 1 drops the football or misses the catch.

Athlete 2 shouts: Be an athlete son!!

by Creat1v1ty October 25, 2008