the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

the amount of crumbs you left

The amount of crumbs you left.

The amount of crumbs you left after you were rude to that person!

by clzdio December 8, 2020

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

by I read dictionaries June 12, 2022

goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS

i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"

by mark docherty December 9, 2008

Amount mahaana

Bad mispronounciation of "amo mahaana" by ibbebin. Meaning mother's grave stone

Amount mahaana tha thiya hoadhany

by Spiderbin April 14, 2019

Windfall amounts

A fuck ton

Person 1: "You say the phrase 'windfall amounts' a fuck ton. What does it mean?
Person 2 tosses Person 1 a dictionary and walks away.

by isackcorn June 7, 2017