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American Dream, the 

Annoying hyper-patriotic crap that America tries to force-feed the rest of the world on a regular basis. Maybe if they didn't commit mass genocide on the Natives, break several of their own promises and live on stolen land it would actually have some sort of honour to it <3
Judge: (to President Bush) You have killed thousands of Iraqi militants and civilians alike, stole their land and oil resources, and to top it all off you blamed it all on a false claim.
Bush: But it's the American Way! (long, dull, over-emotional and hypocritical speech about the American Dream)
Person: People and fish living together... yeah yeah whatever! He's killed far more people than Saddam ever did now sentence him!
Judge: But he was only trying to achieve the American Dream...
Person: Yeah, you're right! Let's raise the flag and honour ourselves for the fact that we totally intervened and devastated Iraq! Saddam WAS evil (and made life bad) and although we have now made Iraq MUCH worse it doesn't matter because it's the American way! *raises flag*
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American dream 

When your having butt sex in reverse cow girl, and the girl poops mid climax.
American dream by Dike sane November 12, 2018

American Dream 

Yo, I bet he can't get the American Dream tonight.
American Dream by JHbabyJH January 3, 2010

American Dream 

A drink that is equal parts banana and strawberry blended with half a liter of canadian whiskey.
American Dream by Bobby747 March 30, 2009

American Dream, The 

All the mexicans swimming back across the border with an arab under each arm!
American Dream, The by Dick Hertz October 30, 2003