Aluminum Water

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.

-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!

by Titanclaws November 9, 2018

Alumagnetic

From ElectroBOOM’s Dicksionairy

Any metal that isn’t ferromagnetic

Person 1: Yo man i’m going metal detecting later
Person 2:Make sure it doesn’t detect alumagnetic stuff

by Asxe June 16, 2023

alumni

A pompous word used to describe people that once belonged to some institution.

I'm meeting with my fellow alumni tonight
What the fucks an alumni?
Someone that went to where I went
then why cant you just say that you fucktard

by lolzchrizzle November 5, 2006

retard in aluminum foil

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.

I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010

aluminum class

The absence of frequent flyer elite status, especially used in the case of people obsessed with frequent flyer status who have lost it.

Last year, I wouldn't have had to wait in this line, with my gold status advantages. Now, I'm flying aluminum class.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

aluminivore

Someone who is strictly on an aluminum diet.

The boy became an aluminivore after eating an aluminum can.

by BKP2015 June 30, 2016

Alumunumnum

When you don’t just love someone but you LOVE love them

“I Alumunumnum you”

by Devonte III October 20, 2018