Aluminum Water

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.

-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!

by Titanclaws November 9, 2018

Alkire

Is the act of getting your ass beat in a jack in the box and the manager of jack in the box has to save your life.

Oh, look at that Alkire, that manager is only 4 feet tall and saved him.

by Richard McStuffins February 13, 2021

retard in aluminum foil

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.

I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010

Alutius

1.The most manly last name on the planet, anyone who has this this last name is certainly privileged (and manly). Men with this last name are particularly awesome, very handsome, cute, funny, athletic, and love sammiches-- however, these sammiches must be made by a cute girl wearing black heels and a cowgirl hat.

2. True identity of a superhero who could totally take superman, batman, and hitler at the same time.

3. Anyone with this last name is caring, sweet, generally nice and very supportove. (And Manly.)

1. "Wow that guy is so strong, he must me an Alutius, I'm going to put on my heels and bring him a sammich."

2."Look, Captain Alutius has come to save us!"

3.Yeah, and the Alutius's son is so manly and brave and tough, did I mention manly?

by weeeeeeener July 7, 2010

azuki

she can really be a bitch at the beginning of a relationship but is just a sweet cupcake she will always try to make others happy and will let others before herself has little patience and is a good fighter a hard person get to their heart but once their is someone differemt and will make you the hapiest man in the world

boy 1: omg she iss so damn hot
boy 2: duh shes an azuki tho dont make her mad
boy 1: because she will kick your butt

by .smiley. December 20, 2016

Alunite

The act of, multiple males while all uniting to ejaculate on a females face all at once.

We had your mom over for the gang bang and we performed an alunite.

by Kalel February 3, 2007

alkie poo

the poo that comes the morning after a drunken night before

always makes you feel un-hungover

can't hold them in, when they arrive, they arrive

alkie poo person:"i'm so hungover"
friend:"heavy night?"
alkiepooperson:"definatly...oh christ, i need to alkiepoo"
friend:"now??"
alkiepooperson:"yeah, theres no keeping this in"
*5 minutes later, after loo break*
alkiepooperson:"omg, i feel so not hungover anymore!"

by arhpee September 8, 2009