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alternitive conformity

a group of conformists that are all the same becuase they all hate conformist things.

seems to exist mostly of emo/scene kids.
Examples of alternitive conformity:

-people who hate people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister or ae.

"OMG all you prep fags are all the same cause you wear abercrombie and fitch"
~emo kid

-people who hate people who listen to bands like fall out boy only after they had become popular.

"i liked fall out boy BEFORE they were popular. you just like them cause you heard them on the radio."
~another emo kid
by derek0660 March 30, 2007
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Alternateen

Not to be confused with the other (incorrect) definition of alternateen (which actually is an umbrella of Punk, Poserpunk, Emo, Scene, Goth, Hardcore, Grindcore, and Death Metal, all in one tight little generalization), Alternateens are the undereducated Hipsters. They look relatively indie, but stay within earth tones, have close to hippie-esque hair, and tend to say they listen to "Alternative Music" not knowing the specifics of the genre. Alternative encompasses all subgenres of rock (see whats above, give or take some). Alternateens are mostly found in small towns and are teenagers that try too hard with knowing so little about culture.
We were walking down the street in that tiny port town when we passed a teen center surrounded by Alternateens, who gave us the nastiest look.
by regretsareawaste April 9, 2008
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alternatelligent

Something outside "the norm" which is really quite smart.
Cooperative Businesses, Organic Ethnic Food, Pierced Eyeglasses
by InaGoddessEye December 16, 2004
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Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.
"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."
by Goombaguy November 21, 2011
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alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.
My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.
by Aireas April 2, 2016
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alternate elector

A member of the GOP recommended alternate electors in an attempt to overturn the legal election.
by island thinker December 15, 2020
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Alteriated Milk

When Rick Astley gets into your milk.
MMM, ALTERIATED MILK!!! NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GOING TO LET YOU DOWN!!!
by the name who doesnt care 234 October 7, 2021
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