Hershey Milk Chocolate with Whole Almonds

A long rectangular piece of chocolate produced to hold only three almonds and waste your time!

Wow! This Hershey Milk Chocolate with whole almonds tastes like literal dog butt!

Hershey Milk Chocolate with Whole Almonds by HersheyMilkChocolateAlmonds December 27, 2021

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Smelling the Burnt Almonds

Cyanide, a compound incredibly poisonous to humans, is commonly said to smell like burnt almonds.

After being hit by a car last week my friend is smelling the burnt almonds.

Smelling the Burnt Almonds by IQjane December 1, 2010

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ivory almonds

Slang term for Morphine or pills such as oxycontin or Valium.

Do you have any ivory almonds left in your bag?

ivory almonds by Ziobear2 July 28, 2018

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almondsxox

almondsxox is a tik toker / youtuber. she does art and other stuff

hey almondsxox posted a new tik tok lets check it out

almondsxox by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

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Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts. by bigdaddyyourmom October 12, 2020

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girls that eat almonds

Girls that eat almonds are simply girls that like to eat almonds. Nothing sexual at all. The girls simply enjoy to eat almonds. The almonds are not nutts.

Can you join our reading club, it's called "girls that eat almonds".

girls that eat almonds by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021

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Sloppy Almonds

A sexual act that involves going balls deep into your partners ass andjizzing before pulling out. Upon removal the girl will then proceed to use her tongue to scrape up any remaining splooge or poop that coats the ball sack. It gets its name from the shape that the ball sack takes on when fully submerged in the poop-hole.

Skank: Oh my God, what smells like shit?

Whore: Sorry, I had some sloppy almonds at my boyfriend's during my lunch break. Didn't have time to brush my teeth.

Sloppy Almonds by sarcastictongue March 2, 2012

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