Someone with a gynormous cock and balls, all the bitches love him and he is worshipped by his pears.
To be an Alastair, is to be God
To be an Alastair, is to be God
by Vestusual May 31, 2023
Alistairs tend to love sheep, they are protective of their spirit animal(sheep) and will twat whoever mocks sheep in the head. Alistairs even go as far as to obliterate other animals to protect his fondnes of sheep.
by Messageforme February 20, 2022
alastair is so pretty and wonderful! she lightens my day by just texting me. i wish i could tell her i like her but i’m too scared
by am i a star November 23, 2021
Typically can be found in your local vape shop, Alastair is a rather peculiar person whom your parents might ask you to stay away from. Other then being weird, he is a smart and bright fellow but is always clumsy.
by NikRamen November 6, 2022
He loves Fiona, Fiona keeps complaining that his dong is nonexistent. He is also gay and loves brian.
by oliv oil April 26, 2021
an extremely romantic gentlemen with an amazing body. will say something along the lines of "i'm jerking myself off so hard, just to see your tiddies because i wanna cum all over them. my hand is moving so fast right now," or maybe something like, "i'm gonna finger you so hard until you scream my name, then i'll pin you up against the wall and cum inside you." such a smooth talker 🥰
by ilovealastair😍😍😍 November 21, 2021