alastair

He loves Fiona, Fiona keeps complaining that his dong is nonexistent. He is also gay and loves brian.

Alastair loves having blowjobs and giving blowjobs.

by oliv oil April 26, 2021

alastair halls

Alastair halls is the most gay, retarded and just fucking dumb person you will meet. If you are unlucky and become friends with min you will probably wake up with his chode in your mouth.

SO WATCH OUT !

Hey you see that weird curly chubby cheeked faggot over there, he looks like a really Alastair halls.

by Qwertyh. nj May 17, 2016

Alastair

He’s a mystical magical type of guy who likes horseriding , vodka blacks and blondes 😈

Alastair has arrived ..

by rainbowkaratecake December 3, 2025

alastaire

A kind and caring person

Alastaire is always worried about his friends and not himself

by Oh Yuuup October 18, 2018

Alastair

Alistairs tend to love sheep, they are protective of their spirit animal(sheep) and will twat whoever mocks sheep in the head. Alistairs even go as far as to obliterate other animals to protect his fondnes of sheep.

My dog has been twatted in the head! Must have been an alastair.

by Messageforme February 20, 2022

Alastair tax

When a victory is reduced in skill because the team you beat has Alastair on it

“Wow , that was a good win against Vietcong “
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax”

by BigManBurmo January 28, 2021

Alastair

Someone with a gynormous cock and balls, all the bitches love him and he is worshipped by his pears.
To be an Alastair, is to be God

Did you know john has a massive dick?
Wow! he's such an Alastair

by Vestusual May 30, 2023