Alastair

Alistairs tend to love sheep, they are protective of their spirit animal(sheep) and will twat whoever mocks sheep in the head. Alistairs even go as far as to obliterate other animals to protect his fondnes of sheep.

My dog has been twatted in the head! Must have been an alastair.

by Messageforme February 20, 2022

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alastair

no flaws

alastair hahahaha like alastor from helluvaboss

by pixieplaysmc April 18, 2022

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alastaire

A kind and caring person

Alastaire is always worried about his friends and not himself

by Oh Yuuup October 18, 2018

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alastair

He loves Fiona, Fiona keeps complaining that his dong is nonexistent. He is also gay and loves brian.

Alastair loves having blowjobs and giving blowjobs.

by oliv oil April 26, 2021

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alastair halls

Alastair halls is the most gay, retarded and just fucking dumb person you will meet. If you are unlucky and become friends with min you will probably wake up with his chode in your mouth.

SO WATCH OUT !

Hey you see that weird curly chubby cheeked faggot over there, he looks like a really Alastair halls.

by Qwertyh. nj May 17, 2016

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