alaskian waterpump

this is a term used in description of a situation where a filatious woman...such as a whore or female slut(transvestite men are included) bends over to a near male(horny guy) during a blizzards and starts jerking the mans meat stretch vigorously and when he ejactualates it makes dicksicles(sperm popsicles)

when i was caught in a snow storm with my girlfriend she gave me an alaskian waterpump to keep warm....it was great.

by poopsmith21 August 2, 2007

alaskize

To make something big like the state of Alaska

That female leaning over is making my penis alaskize.

by Toivo February 27, 2004

Alacrity

Assertive, lively individuals, who DGAF, that are exclusive members of the elite High IQ Society.

Judge: you have two speeding tickets in five Years and you have not completed your obligations.

Mr Rouse: sir, I believe that driving with alacrity is my god givin right.

Judge: I don't care what you think. You have until september to complete drivers ed or your alacritous ass will face jail time.

by kdizzle808 February 27, 2011

alaskin doom dragon

when someone gets pinned down...then get brown noesed, then poop gets shuved down there throat.

jim: man...that party was wack!!
tim: yea... i feel sorry for the drunk guy who got the alaskin doom dragon!!
jim: yea... im the one that shat in the guys mouth!!!
tim: that guy was me!!!!!

by D4v!Dthemotherlover October 18, 2011

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket

The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york

Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!

by papajewww September 29, 2010

Alaskin Skydiver

The sexual act of love making in a specific way

(The object is to leap off the bed and land on top of your woman,with your erection scoring it right in too her vagina, without any bendage.) Hey bob what happened to u last night, oh man jimmy, Jessica and i had a crazy night last night. what happened bob. well you see we tried the Alaskin Skydiver lastnight and my calculations were a little off so i took work of today to recover. im in a lot of pain. Damn bob i wish i had a woman to do the alaskin skydiver u luck dog you.

by lickismacrackis March 27, 2010

Alaric

A Pretty pretty Princess.

"Wow, your hair is so pretty."

"Maybe, but I'm no Alaric. That bitch is fierce."

by Krey March 22, 2012