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The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse

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The curse was first published on Facebook August 13, 2013. The curse was placed on the day the 49ers passed on Rodgers to draft Alex Smith. Aaron Rodgers was the loyal longtime fan, the northern cali boy, the CAL boy from across the bay and its clear now by far the better QB. The niners drafted Alex Smith instead.

The Curse

The 49ers shall not win a super bowl until after Aaron Rodgers is elected into the Hall of Fame.
Wow Aaron Rodgers has been in the NFL Hall of Fame for 1O years and the niners still can't win the super bowl. The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse continues.
by Sudo V November 1, 2018
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Alahoyus

Alahoyus.

1. A Venusian greeting. combines the subject "Alahoy" or "Hello", and the suffix "us" or "all of us together" to create = "Hello all of us here together".

2. The common greeting used by the Venusians as told to us by Valient Thorr, a band who escaped the planet Venus before baby Venusians were seeded to the Earth, arriving here unstuck from their own timestream.

3. A common hello or goodbye on the planet Venus and among fans of the band Valient Thorr.
Ex 1: "Alahoyus yall!"

Ex 2: "Alahoyus everyone, we're Valient Thorr from the planet Venus!"

Ex 3: "Alahoyus brotha. You wanna double dog down on some barbeque? I'm hungrier than two mafks."
by Valient Himself December 15, 2011
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Alaboner

- noun

The Alabama fan's bodily reaction and experience when thinking or talking about Alabama football.

Alabama fans often enjoy sharing their alaboners.
Jeff: "Hey Gordon, I looked at a picture of Nick Saban last night and I got an alaboner."

Gordon: "How big was it?"

Jeff:"Massive!"
Gordon: "Sweet."

Ricky: "Hey Bobby let's look at pictures of Coach Bryant and share our alaboners!"
Bobby: "Awesome idea Ricky, I just bought some fatty nattys."
by Andythebigman January 3, 2011
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aaroh

The most amazing guy you will ever come across. He's hot, well endowed, and very talented. If you find and Aaroh never let him go. He will take care of you and treat you like the only girl in the world!
Katy: who's Aaroh?

Roxy: The perfect guy.
by Megashark7 March 26, 2017
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aaron carpenter

A beautiful boy who is apart of magcon, but doesn't get recognized as much as he should.
Aaron carpenter is the best thing that will ever happen too you!!!
Aaron carpenter is beautiful... He is sexy too.
by magcon lover March 24, 2014
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Aaronthaweeb

SUPER sexy tiktok creator who makes gaming and anime related videos. He loves his fans and is overly addicted to anime. He is also associated with nintendo.grl and guybehindthemask.
Hey. have you seen Aaronthaweeb's videos. He's super kawaii. ^.^
by simba1234455 October 16, 2019
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aaron betts

Aaron Betts is one of the sexiest, tall, dark, and handsome man in the world; smolder for days.
"Sometimes I wish aaron betts was in my bed"
by AsToldByThePeople July 18, 2017
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