Alain

A very skinny guy, with a great personality and surprising strength. He has just the right amount of trauma to make him funny, although some Alains have way too much. Has the most majestic hair you will ever see. The one drawback to an Alain is his looks.

Omg, did you see that guy's hair, he must be an Alain!

by Julio Olken May 30, 2019

Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.

Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."

by GregOwens May 5, 2013

Alain

1. The ultimate definition of male beauty.

2. A very sexy, yet slightly geeky guy.

3. A cutie-bum/baby-bum/sexy-bum.

4. A british male with a large bottom.

Daaamn, you as hot as an Alain!

That Alain just swept me off my feet!

I wish I could have an Alain like yours!

by That One Hottie February 3, 2010

Alaina

One of the most trustworthy people you'll EVER meet. She beautiful, funny, and smart. Usually Alaina's have a talent in music. She may not be the skinniest or have the best body, but she's amazing, and beautiful in her own way. Inside and out. She's a leader and she's strong. She stands her ground when others don't.

Guy: Have you seen Alaina?
Girl: No, but she's awesome!

Guy: I know! She's incredible and sexy.

by pianoplayer2345 September 1, 2011

Alaina Mathers

She is Dawn Scott(Kim Scott's twin sister)'s daughter. She was born in 1993. She has a younger sister Amy and a twin brother, Adam. Adam was born handicapped because of his mom's drug addiction during her pregnancy.
Alaina aka Laney has been legally adopted by Eminem a few years ago.
She currently lives with him and Hailie Jade.
The little blackhaired girl is featured in Eminem's Mockingbird video.

"Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment..."

Eminem, Mockingbird

by Isabelle Esling April 15, 2005

alaskin fire dragon

To play alaskin fire dragon you need a girls vagina and hot sauce. put the hot sauce around the vagina and blow into the vagina it will get messy fast.

My woman was angry at me so we played alaskin fire dragon and her vagina got beat up quick.

by Dilly-willy :) December 21, 2020

Alaina

A very kind hearted girl who seems to love everyone. She is pure cuteness contained in human form, and is beautiful. Never let Alaina talk herself down. You will quickly learn to care about and protect Alaina.

Person 1: "Hey man, I met this girl. She's so sweet, but she doesn't see it"

Person 2: "Ah, sounds like an Alaina"

by Eyepatch Titan February 21, 2019