akoned

Derived from Akon's song Locked Up. When your significant other won't let you do what you want.

Lyric's of Akon's Locked Up: "They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)"

Jaime's wife Christina won't let him play golf again. Jaime sure is akoned!

by Peteyyyy May 12, 2011

AKOER

AKOER means really bad you messed up

You are a AKOER!!!!!

by Magi Getal July 10, 2004

Akopyan

a guy that loves to sesh, mainly vaping, hes a bit a pussy, does not smoke weed or drink alcohol. wetty

oh mate, pass me my beer.
nah mate hes such an akopyan!

by beddie tateman October 5, 2018

Alopecia

one of those unnessasary words which come in handy if you run out of real illnesses.

the medical term for the balding of the head

I'm sorry mother, we can't come to the family barbique, Jacks alopecia is very bad right now.

by uh-huh that's me March 18, 2009

mope-alope

to smoke weed

Wanna mope-alope?

by Mtek October 23, 2008

Alopecia

A skin condition which limits hair growth around the body.

Other side effects include:
Fat.
High Pitched squeal.
Inability to acquire acquaintances.
Random acts of violence on one's self.
An attraction to females who are lacking in age.

Jaime: That boy with alopecia tried to hit on me?!
Erin: Yeah, OMG same, he chased me around a disco last night!
Jaime: Wtf, were only 13.

by St3v Doogn @ Bn$ Akad February 16, 2017

alopecia

A reading problem

Sendar is stuck with alopecia

by pooopyou April 28, 2017