airline food

What's the deal with airline food?

Dude: What's the deal with airline food?
Dude 2: What's the deal with it?
Dude: I mean, just what's the deal with it?

by milkynipples November 27, 2019

airline seat emoji

The most pointless emoji ever created. What wanker uses an emoji of an airline seat?

Jonny: 💺
Jeanie: What's that?
Jonny: an airline seat emoji
Jeanie: you are a wanker, Jonny

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Guilt Airlines

The guilt trip feisty parents like to send their children on when the darlings have become too big to spank.

Sorry, dude, I can't rage with you tonight. My room is a mess and my dad just gave me a one-way ticket on Guilt Airlines.

by droogie toogie August 28, 2012

Aline

After 2 months of knowing her you learn a few things. She is a smart woman who loves with a big heart and is very hard working. Aline never believes me that I enjoy her meals, however I do and enjoy every bite. We aren't perfect people and aren't always on the same page, but when she is gone my mind is flooded with all of my memories of her and the fun we have together. We can act so goofy in front of each other and become so serious too, she is a great listener and has a sexy voice when she speaks. When those lips touch mine my heart melts like white chocolate. Her heart can't melt because it is made of gold, she is the type of person who will drop everything to help and do what is right. When I hear her history, I stop and think that she deserves so much more than what she has been dealt. I learned that if I am to spend everyday with somebody I choose this beautiful lady and the little ogre that comes with her.

Aline, happy two months and many more!!

by Phagemaster May 17, 2020

United Airlines

An airline that removed its paid customer by using excessive force.

Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.

by WeAreLOL April 11, 2017

United Airlines

A secret fighting organization disguised as an airline company.

Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"

Or

"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"

by Juggalo1147 ➰〰➰👍🏻🌽 April 16, 2017

Ailin

If you have yourself a girl named Ailin, whether as a friend or as your girlfriend you’re one of the luckiest guys ever. Ailin’s will always get out of their own way to help you, comfort you and give you advice. Ailin’s are usually a bit difficult on the inside, they’re going through some stuff but they always carry on :) they’re the life of a party, have great style, are beautiful and if they’re in love with they’re man or bestfriend... then she’s going to treat them like the one and only 🥺 Ailin’s are cuddly, affectionate, crazyy (like really) random, crackheads, emotional, cute clingy and always up for face masks with her mans! 🥰🥰

Guy: “Bro I’m so lucky to be with Ailin.”
Guy 2: “I want an Ailin now man.”

by aboy22 March 14, 2020