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Chips Ahoy

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A girl getting simultaneously penetrated by two or more Chippendales dancers. This usually ends with ejaculation on either side of said girl's face.
Oh dear, I can't believe Sister Rose was videotaped getting Chips Ahoyed!
by Ninjas of Love August 16, 2010
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Van Ahoy!

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The signal declared by the driver of a minivan to begin claiming seats in said van. Seats that would be claimed consist of the traditional, "Shotgun", as well as the port and starboard "galley" (middle set of seats), and the port and starboard "poopdeck" (far back seats), the middles of the poopdeck and galley are of course called "bitch". In the event of a tie, the first to repeat said position wins the rights to the seat.
"Van Ahoy!"
"Shotgun!"
"port galley"
"starboard galley"
"port poopdeck"
"starboard poopdeck"
"damnit, i'm bitch."
by Ashley "Samurai" February 23, 2006
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ahoomakajoo

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A Native American term describing a sickly person who sneezes uncontrollably
ACHOO ACHOO. Dude stop i cant concintrate! you friggen ahoomakajoo!!
by Cheese flakes November 2, 2010
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Alooy

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The straightest person ever on earth, unlike Anne, who's gay as fuck.
Guy#1: This guy is straight as fuck.
Guy#2: Yeah, that's Alooy.
by rrtyui June 14, 2018
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Craps Ahoy

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taking a crap on a ship at sea. One must announces it's craps ahoy brown anchors away.
Taking a crap while on a ship at sea and exclaiming Craps Ahoy! Let the brown anchors down second mate Mr. Brown Eye.
by Max Power 2.0 September 8, 2010
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ahoy hoy

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Ahoy hoy was previously a term to greet or get the attention of small sloop-rigged coasting ship or a heavy barge used for freight.

Ahoy = Hello (in Dutch)
Hoy = A small sloop-rigged coasting ship or a heavy barge used for freight

In the 1870's, inventor and Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. Bell's preferred salutation, Ahoy-hoy was derived from the nautical term above.

It really gained popularity when Mr. Burns used it on the Simpsons a few seasons ago, but the internet has adapted it for use as a common greeting. It's commonly spelled Ahoi hoi online.
When answering a phone or greeting someone:

"Ahoy hoy!"
by NewGotham June 11, 2006
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