aggravation shrinkage

A stressful, and often embarrasing condition, that may keep a man from being "all that he can be". While the condition may not completely keep a good man down, it usually diminishes his plentitude by a noticeable measure.

"Man, after the hassles at the airport and the hotel, I came down with some aggravation shrinkage, and I'm not sure she understood!! Things haven't been the same since".

by Lord Thunder December 23, 2010

Architect of Aggravation

nickname given to Lenard McKelvey aka Charlamagne Tha God by his friends.

The Architect of Aggravation had more criminal cases than any other radio host in American History.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

Aggravated rape

Rape by someone in Power

The Teacher Aggravated rape her for Nothing. She was Arrested for rape

by 459395 March 5, 2022

aggravation apparatus

the governnment's unsettling technology that makes people commit more crimes after age 18 even though there is way more opportunity.

The aggravation apparatus had more blacks in jail than were in slavery.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019

Aggravating

Eliecer Perez, is the definition of being annoying.

Eliecer Perez is aggravating

by Güera June 4, 2022

aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018