Afterman

A fine human specimen of "super" quality...buffed, toned, handsome, attractive, well-dressed, cool, smooth, and accomplished. A person that depicts a visually better impact than they once did, or a person that already possesses some exceptional (bad ass) qualities. The exact opposite of Beforeman.

Wow, have you seen LarryBobby lately, he's turned into one hot looking Afterman.

Bob has lost 68 pounds and now he's really strutting his afterman stuff.

by LarryBobby May 22, 2014

Aftermathzone

www.aftermathzone.com; a small online gaming community with about 200,000 players. There are characters in which you are allowed to take care of. They can date each other, get married and even have kids! The games aren't the best, but they are fun. It's owned by an 18-year-old Canadian. He was people working for him for free out of their own will doing all kinds of things, most of which are the age of the players. Your actually able to contact staff, and deal with them personally, unlike neopets. It's quite fun there. Members who are nice, active and all around friendly are rewarded with Stars. You can customize your characters with images you made, buy a customized signiture and more!

AMZ is so awesome! Joined two years ago, and now I have a blue star! :D

by anonymous August 3, 2004

Hash Aftermath

The jobby you take after a session of heavy hash smoking. Usually bigger, denser and smellier than any other form of jobby. Will easily take up 15-60 minutes of your day and you will most definitely have a sore bum from the toilet seat after. You may also find that your anus stings too, but this is dependent on the food you ate during your hash smoking session.

Morning after a night of smoking hash:

Tom: "Awww jesus what the fucks that smell?!"

Sloth: "Sorry about that, I was sitting on the toilet for 45 fucking minutes with a serious case of Hash Aftermath!"

by IrvineTheSloth March 29, 2013

Aftermath

The unexplained sickness you get from attending a mosh pit the day after.

I feel sick as hell. Probably aftermath from that mosh I went to last night.

by CallAnOptimist June 9, 2011

aftermath

The unexpected 'spurt' that comes after you get done rubbing one off. Always comes after you put your pants back on. Usually results in sticky boxers.

The aftermath really messed up my boxers, I had to tell my mom to wash them again.

by Sitting Duck May 7, 2004

Aftermath

what happens after eating taco bell.

guy1: hey man wanna go to the movies tonight?
guy2: nah i cant im dealing with the aftermath
guy1: oh shit(no pun intended), sorry to hear that

by forking paths January 13, 2009

Aftermax

The tiny bursts of pleasure that travel through the body as a shiver after an orgasm, or climax.

relating to the aftermath of an earthquake.

smaller than the main event, but still good enough to remind you of what did happen.

*guy shudders and grins*

girl:- What's made you so happy?

guy:- Mmmmm just had an aftermax.

girl:- Typical, all you and none for me.

by gatecrashxcore May 13, 2009