1. A dirtier version of "that's what she said" for the 2010s
2. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.
3. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "and that was after the blowjob..." as funny or sexual.
4. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl performed a sexual act in the recent past.
5. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
6. Can be used in statement or question form
2. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.
3. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "and that was after the blowjob..." as funny or sexual.
4. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl performed a sexual act in the recent past.
5. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
6. Can be used in statement or question form
Ashley: Sean and I went out to the bar last night
Katie: "-And that was after the blowjob"
John: Mom made a huge Christmas dinner for the family
George: "-And that was after the blowjob"
Stephanie: I was working and was exhausted and sweaty
Mike: "-And that was after the blowjob"
Katie: "-And that was after the blowjob"
John: Mom made a huge Christmas dinner for the family
George: "-And that was after the blowjob"
Stephanie: I was working and was exhausted and sweaty
Mike: "-And that was after the blowjob"
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Get the and that was after the blowjob mug.This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.
Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after
the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after
the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
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Phew, i can breath now!
but if you need to know...........
The Glocinaryputlocinary reacted to a high pressure change thanks to the gigaboltimatio (specifically the Moltozypollio part) creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator. This is a very dangerous event and can only be avoided by the immediate use of the nearest Plyoxinatiator which will cool down the gigaboltimatio before it becomes too radioactive and blows up all of earth, the milky way, The 99th galaxy of the orizonish belt, including the sub-0-N-triplanets in the Multicravosculor region of the 56th Trion, despite their natural defense from the Axiltoniyontian generator in their cores that deters radiation.
Phew, i can breath now!
OH NO!
There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down
There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down
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There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down
There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down
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