Affair Lite

To have a relation with someone you love other than your spouse, or partner, without sexual contact.

PTP and i were in love but decided that would have an affair lite.

by North of Canal July 31, 2008

textual affair

To have and affair or "cheat" on your significant other; via text messaging.

Man1: My wife left me
Man2: Why?
Man1: For having a textual affair with that new girl in payroll
Man2: You should have destroyed the evidence

by NKryptiD September 16, 2007

Havana Affair

When a slut bitch type ho is gettin penetrated in her ass and twat at the same time by 2 different cocks, or a cock and a dildo, or 2 dildos.

I'll do her ass while you fuck her twat!

by Mofo January 24, 2004

clandestine affair

A secret relationship

It is believed that President Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe were involved in a clandestine affair.

by Urban Oracle November 10, 2013

wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

language affair

Having an affair with someone mainly because you want to learn his or her first language.

Maria had a language affair with an Oxford student as preparation for her English exam.

by KarstenF December 18, 2009

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 12, 2020