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Johnathan Ackerman

The Johnathan Ackerman watched the broncos game and got the epic victory royals at the same time.
by The epic gamer69420 November 19, 2019
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levi ackerman

The equivalent to the boogie monster. The short creature that comes out at night and nibbles little children’s ears if they have a messy room. Levi is rumored to be 3”4 and very attractive to eye witnesses.
“I leave one pair of shoes out on my floor and i wake up to a hot midget, Levi Ackerman, bitting my ear!”
The mother warned her children to tidy their rooms, otherwise Levi Ackerman would come by at night and nibble their ears.”
by p1ssk1nk321 July 24, 2021
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mikasa ackerman

an eternal ethereal goddess who i want to marry she has short black hair and is tall (taller than me at least) she is very gorgeous and she used to simp for eren but he is an asshole who just has to be saved 24/7 and looks like jesus in season 4.

mikasa ackerman is most likely bisexual because she loved sasha!!!! (i don’t make the rules i only enforce them)

as i am a woman myself i would very much like mikasa to use her strong arms to save me from titans and i would marry her and treat her better than eren jaeger

also goth mikasa is so freaking pretty

anyone who calls her “mankasa” is just someone who gets no pussy or dick and is literally a virgin who probably plays COD but sucks at it and gets carried in the game

if you look like mikasa HMU IMMEDIATELY SHAWTY i’ll treat u right i promise
Me: “What attack on titan character do you kin?”
Pretty girl: “Mikasa Ackerman”
Me: “PLEASE MARRY ME!!!”

Pretty girl: “okay” *lipbite*
by kikilovesmikasa March 19, 2021
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Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is someone that I would allow for him to kick me like he did to Eren Yeager.
“Levi Ackerman please make me your maid, I shall clean for you everyday.”
“Levi Ackerman likes to clean.”
by Kirruaahh October 31, 2020
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Ackman

A natural affinity for the creation, recognition, and appreciation of the grammatical phenomenon known as the pun.
Wow Hugh, that was a great pun! You have a huge ackman!
by Robin B. January 4, 2009
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ackmanifol

some jack manifold fan that did the tiktok trend that removes the first and last letter of his name
“guys i just did a ackmanifol”
“a what?”
“a ackmanifol”
this is why you sleep outside
by samu_kun June 4, 2021
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Ackerman Gambit

Accusing someone with a winning argument of racism as a distraction.

Named for journalist Spencer Ackerman, who promoted the strategy on the email listserv "JournoList" as a means for journalists to avoid having to cover the Jeremiah Wright controversy.
This reckless spending during a time of record deficits is irresponsible.
Racist!
An Ackerman Gambit? I've read the JournoList, too, y'know ...
by Shattered Glass July 24, 2010
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