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microsoft access

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
by OD Smith March 29, 2005
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Russian Accent

If you hev a rushain accent, zen you would be tocking like zis
Ze rushain accent is spockon like so.
-person with Russian Accent
by discat#1 January 1, 2020
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Accelerbator

One who has realised they need to finish off masturbating quickly, or they'll be late.
I realised I was going to be late, so I had to finish quickly. Still got there on time. I'm such a pro accelerbator.
by Aquaeous March 5, 2011
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accentist

It's kinda like being racist, exept... you know... accentist.
I hate Boston accents. I'm so accentist.
by Christina May 11, 2004
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Bay Area Accent

One of the less known-about American accents, can be heard throughout the bay depending on which area you're in. However, its beginning to fade as more and more people move in from other places.

Some notable differences:
- Slurring words or sounds together, "Sanrancisco"
- Dropping Ts, Santa Monica is "Sannamonica" and Santa Cruz is "Sannacruz"
- Replacing the "t" or "th" sounds with "d", so "these" is "deeze" and "those" is "dose"
- A weird "r" sound. I can't explain it
- Either super fast or super slow

- Throwing in a lot of bay area slang, "hella", "tryna", "slaps" "cop"
- Dropping whole words, "Whayya mean?" = "What do you mean?"

Listen to how these people talk, they have Bay Area Accents: YBN Nahmir ("listen to Rubbin' off the Paint", he picked up his accent from friends in Cali over GTA), Daveed Diggs, SOB x RBE (listen to "Anti")
Person: Say 'Catfish Hunter'
Person w Bay Area accent: CAFESH HUNNER
Person: Wtf

Person w Bay Area accent: I was born inna city and was raised in the da sen-oh-sen
Translation: I was born in the City and raised in the 707
by Weird flex but OK December 16, 2018
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early access

When video game developers sell a game before it is done to milk more money out of their customers. It's usually broken and in the alpha or beta stages.
Timmy: "Did you see that new game on early access?"
Joe: " The one that costs $60 and doesn't work?"
Timmy: "Yeah we should buy it and support our developers."
Joe: "no."
by Bushdid911 April 15, 2015
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Special Access

You may be voted a Special Access (SA) if you prove yourself to thecwalk.com. Only the best c-walkers can become SA, when you are SA you may battle other professional c-walkers and be judged by other SA's around the world.
Groupies: ohh emm geeheezies, I'm ur biggest fan! can you sign my shirt? <3 you're my idol. I've watched all your videos that aren't exclusively for Special Access members! Can you teach me? I love you!!

GoSu: I'm SA, shut up, I need to c-walk.
by Hong Kong's K9 April 3, 2007
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