abbot elementary

the best show on earth !!

person 1:“omg have you seen there new episode of abbot elementary ”
person 2: “YES IT WAS AMAZING”

by hellokittyisontol March 31, 2024

abbots orange

When Bass tells you to look something up and it isn’t fucking there

You looked it up on the internet and it was an abbots orange

by Billy the fucking bitch December 15, 2023

Kiley Christine Abbot

An amzing jaw dropping woman that makes time stop in the most amazing ways

Kiley christine abbot is the most amazing person ever made

by Ily bih June 12, 2018

Abbot

Street name for the barbiturate Nembutal, named after the pharmaceutical company that manufactured it until 1999. See also yellow jackets.

It is believed Marilyn Monroe died of an abbot overdose.

by pandaKrusher September 21, 2022

Abbot late

When you want to let your friends know that you'll be a bit late but your auto correct thinks you are the head of an abbey of monks.

Matt or something: Going to be abbot late, probably like 730
Me: is Abbot late an expression?
Matt or something: lol it is now

by Larg0 June 16, 2017

sag abbot

When a priest, frustrated by their long abstinent life, rests his ballsack onto the forehead of a choir boy to initiate the intercourse they will have

That priest? He went to jail because photos of him sag abboting came out

by Isitrealtho123321420 March 20, 2016

abbotion

The induction of a fetal abortion in the minor relative by means of the father repeatedly running over the abdomen of his sister, daughter, or, rarely, cousin, with his wheelchair.

After receiving the news that his sister was 9 weeks pregnant with his child. Greg awaited her return home impatiently, in his wheelchair, plotting an ambush abbotion.

by Korn Holio September 4, 2021