by Matt Vaccaro December 17, 2006
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A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as "weird" from most of the population.
A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as "weird" from most of the population.
" That samien dish seems to be from the 4th Century AD not the 3rd. You can tell by the potters stamp, and look at layer it is in."
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"Archaeology can you dig it"
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"Archaeology, it's dirty and we like it"
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"Archeology a career in ruins"
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"Archaeology can you dig it"
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"Archaeology, it's dirty and we like it"
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"Archeology a career in ruins"
by hehe January 17, 2005
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When you're having sex with a girl from behind and you jizz on her back then coat her with dodo feathers, under a minimum of 3 furlongs of lithified sediment.
THEN YOU DON'T CALL HER BACK!
THEN YOU DON'T CALL HER BACK!
by CasketBung March 22, 2009
Get the Hot Archaeopteryx mug.Archaeopteryx, (archaios) meaning "ancient", and πτέρυξ (pteryx), meaning "feather" or "wing"
1.) An ancient reptillian bird that exemplifies the missing evolutionary link between lizards and flying-lizards/modern birds.
a.) In the not-so-distant Future, the Archaeopteryx II is the missing link between man and flying-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part phoenix, 1 part Archaeopteryx and 2 parts Olympic Gold-Medalist Vince Carter.
b.) In the "Future," the Archaeopteryx III is the missing link between flying-man and space-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part Anaerobic bacterium, 1 part Phoenix (the band), 1 part Archaeopteryx, 2 parts Solar Wind, and 1/2 part Dark Matter.
3.) That guy who's real hot and fucks like a crack-smoking, dragon-slaying, Level 92 Dark Wizard. Also, the same guy who convinced your girlfriend to do anal sex pornography for some extra cash in 2004. Also, the same guy who is currently directing internationally recognized and award-winning bukakke films starring your girlfriend and her friend Kate.
a.) Also, your instincts are terrible in regards to women unlike the skills of the lady-slaying Archaeopteryx
1.) An ancient reptillian bird that exemplifies the missing evolutionary link between lizards and flying-lizards/modern birds.
a.) In the not-so-distant Future, the Archaeopteryx II is the missing link between man and flying-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part phoenix, 1 part Archaeopteryx and 2 parts Olympic Gold-Medalist Vince Carter.
b.) In the "Future," the Archaeopteryx III is the missing link between flying-man and space-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part Anaerobic bacterium, 1 part Phoenix (the band), 1 part Archaeopteryx, 2 parts Solar Wind, and 1/2 part Dark Matter.
3.) That guy who's real hot and fucks like a crack-smoking, dragon-slaying, Level 92 Dark Wizard. Also, the same guy who convinced your girlfriend to do anal sex pornography for some extra cash in 2004. Also, the same guy who is currently directing internationally recognized and award-winning bukakke films starring your girlfriend and her friend Kate.
a.) Also, your instincts are terrible in regards to women unlike the skills of the lady-slaying Archaeopteryx
Guy 1: The "Archaeopteryx” was an amazing, genetically retarded (in a good way), flying dinosaur that taught all the other dinosaurs how to fly and evolve into birds like him and his hipster friends.
Girl 1: Oh, so you think that’s why the dinosaurs went extinct? No comets or catastrophic climate changes but a magical “Archaeopteryx” that swooped down and persuaded the dinosaurs to grow wings and fly around with him?
Guy 1: Yep.
Girl 1: Really?
Guy 1: Yes, the archaeopteryx is the missing link between reptiles and birds. Archaeopteryx was more evolved than all other dinosaurs at the time. He was pretty suave, for sure, but he convinced them to change so they could adapt to the Earth’s changing environment. Plus, flying is more fun than walking. Plus x2, he had an iPhone 3GS and listened to lots of house and dancehall music while flying above the dinosaurs, in and out of clouds.
Guy 2: Fact: Archaeopteryx is totally awesome and good at sex.
Girl 1: Oh, so you think that’s why the dinosaurs went extinct? No comets or catastrophic climate changes but a magical “Archaeopteryx” that swooped down and persuaded the dinosaurs to grow wings and fly around with him?
Guy 1: Yep.
Girl 1: Really?
Guy 1: Yes, the archaeopteryx is the missing link between reptiles and birds. Archaeopteryx was more evolved than all other dinosaurs at the time. He was pretty suave, for sure, but he convinced them to change so they could adapt to the Earth’s changing environment. Plus, flying is more fun than walking. Plus x2, he had an iPhone 3GS and listened to lots of house and dancehall music while flying above the dinosaurs, in and out of clouds.
Guy 2: Fact: Archaeopteryx is totally awesome and good at sex.
by Thrilldabeast1 February 4, 2010
Get the Archaeopteryx mug.Archangel Gabriel is the youngest of the four Archangels. He's a Trickster and loves sweets but beware of his mischief. Like any other angel, he's oftenly a douche but if shit goes down, he's the guy you want on your side. And best part, his Supernatural actor is none other than the sexy Richard Speight, Jr.
Person #1: Who's this Archangel Gabriel?
Person #2: He is the youngest of the four Archangels. But be warned, he is very mischievous and loves sweets. But if shit were to go down, he's the guy you want on your side. He may be a douche most of the time, but once you have his protection, he'll make sure no one fucks with you.
Person #2: He is the youngest of the four Archangels. But be warned, he is very mischievous and loves sweets. But if shit were to go down, he's the guy you want on your side. He may be a douche most of the time, but once you have his protection, he'll make sure no one fucks with you.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 20, 2020
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by Karma lover November 25, 2021
Get the Archana mug.A tall, slim and fair Indian boy with black hair and weirdly short thumbs. An Archan has a brown set of extremely generic brown eyes but you can’t help but fall under their spell when gazing into them. He does have a big nose but it’s okay because his cute smile makes up for it. He’s introverted when first introduced as he likes to keep to himself, his small group of friends and schoolwork - but once known, is a completely batshit crazy mf who says the dumbest things. Archan is a loyal guy with a genuine heart and true intentions which is what makes someone like him so hard to find - if you’re lucky enough to find an Archan, keep them in your life. They’ll act tough on the outside but really, they have some of the biggest and most precious hearts and THE BEST humor, no cap - it’s dirty, witty, cheesy and sarcastic.
by Yspideyy February 14, 2022
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