Bring The Asteroid

When humans exhibit behavior that makes you lose all faith in humanity to the point that you would like for an asteroid to impact Earth and end Human existence.

Bill: Did you hear about that 18 year old in Canada who died in a gender transition surgery? Those Doctors should be thrown in jail for mutilating that person!

Ted: Bring The Asteroid.

by DostoevskysBeard April 25, 2023

Chicxulub asteroid

Something that solves many problems with a single action, i. e. killing many birds with one stone. Named for what was responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs; since birds are dinosaurs, that means that the asteroid (a stone) killed many birds.
(cx is pronounced "ksh")

Snow is my Chicxulub asteroid; it gets me away from all my problems and helps me to feel better.

by ThighFish December 25, 2024