T.A.S.H

Tag Along Shit Head. Refers to someone who follows you around that you don't want there.

She's such a T.A.S.H. like we don't want her following us around.

by bippidyboppadyboo November 19, 2013

M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H is a game that girls (typicaly)play to tell there future. Mansion*Apartment*Shack*House. One person makes a swirl until the player says stop. You count how many lines from the center to the outside. Lets say there's 6. So you make six lines to the right, left, and bottem of the swirl. At the top, the paper will say M A S H. To the left of the swirl, you put boy/girl names down on the lines. Underneath the swirl, you put 6 different car names (Ranging from a shopping cart to a Hummer). To the left, put #'s that "determine" how many kids you'll have. Once your paper is all filled out, start counting by six, starting with your first boy/girl. Whichever ones the 6th one, cross it out. Keep going around counterclockwise until you have on left in each catagory.

"Let's play M*A*S*H Sue, maybe you'll end up getting married to Billy."

by MyNameIsn'tImportant January 15, 2006

M.A.S.H.

Men Against Sneaky Ho's.

Yeah, she cheated on Joe with like a dozen other guys over the years. Now he's a member of M.A.S.H. and has a story to tell...

by Zuke August 3, 2005

The G.A.S.H.

a woman with gonorrhea, aids, syphillis, and herpes

Mikey, that girl's got The G.A.S.H. She's gonna get real fat eatin' all them pizza and pancakes.

by Tom Jesus September 23, 2005

M*A*S*H*

This word means mansion*apartment*shack*house. It is a game that people play to see what their future will hold. you also pick hot guys so your husband is hot!

JGUT, will you m*a*s*h* me?
sure, pick 2 guys, 2 cars, etc...

by jesslicious May 30, 2006

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.

Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

by Koo Times Two September 6, 2011

a.s.s.h.o.l.e.

Acronym for "Automatically Suspect Since He Obviously Lacks Empathy"; refers to any obnoxious/arrogant dude who just can't seem to be reasonable or considerate, and so nobody trusts him or gives him the benefit of the doubt in any social setting.

That new store manager is a total a.s.s.h.o.l.e., and so the staff is edgy and nervous as a result.

by QuacksO January 15, 2014