One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.
The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.
by antibender December 27, 2010
Get the Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bendsmug. You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023
Get the Swiffer wet jetmug. A Swiffer is a Swiftie (Taylor Swift superfan) who will perform sexual favors in exchange for going to a Taylor Swift concert.
by Don Rumsfeld March 18, 2022
Get the Swiffermug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the Swiffer, swiFfer, swiffeRmug. The swiffer is a sex technique where you put a dead squirrle , or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrate a girl . Then she is not dusty from inside anymore.
by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020
Get the Swiffermug. When you ejaculate in a girl’s mouth and then quickly flip her upside-down so the juice runs out of her nostrils onto the floor, followed by a prompt mopping of the floor with the hair on her head.
“I think I found the one… finally, a girl whose core is strong enough to stay rigid during a Cornhill Swiffer Jet.”
by bflem August 16, 2025
Get the Cornhill Swiffer Jetmug. Guest: why does your house smell like curried trout?
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.
by Vice420 September 12, 2024
Get the Indian Swiffermug.