pook

To puke and poop uncontrollably at the same time.

Most frequently occurs between the ages 18 to 27 after excessive binge drinking coupled with attacks of late night munchies. Also could be caused by illness such as influenza. " Jamie drank and ate too much so she pooked in the bathroom at Burger King". If pooked more than once you will be considered a "pooker" or "pookemon".

by John McCrum and John Nerone December 28, 2005

pook

1. A yound one's fart. 2. What you tell a child when they fart. 3. The noise of a fart when it's short, quick, sharp, and dry.

Mother telling child, "You make pook!"

by Arnie Schiffer May 11, 2008

pook

A term of endearment used between young Indigos and little Asian girls.

Also the name of many Thai sluts.

"Oh pook, there's something in your beard!"

by Hannah Pook January 7, 2006

Pook

An exclamation used to show frustration, such as "oh dear" or "dammit"

Also a tasty Scandanavian finger sandwich.

"Oh Pook! You ate my pook!"

by millie prudence dillent sandwich grimmenheimer May 4, 2008

Pook

Being so drunk that you vomit,defecate,and urinate at the same time.

Brrrrrrrrrrpssssssssssgak

"Ah!Steve just pooked in my car!"

by el clerko August 4, 2003

Pook

1.an adorable kid
2.a fat bitch

1. Awww, that little kid was such a pook!
2. Uhh. That nasty girl just supersized her meal at mcdonalds. What a pook!

by XingXing February 27, 2008

Pook

When your dog looks at you when he/she poops. (a dog will turn to the pack leader while pooping to see if the leader (you) notices any signs of trouble).

"aww, fluffy is pooking at you!"

by Lanapurdy August 26, 2018