Pot noodle and a wank

Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.

I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.

by AluXeZ January 10, 2010

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A fuck around and find out noodle

another definition for a snake.

dude 1: do you see that snake? do you think it's venomous?

dude 2: i don't know that's why I call them A fuck around and find out noodle, but i am not dumb enough to be the one to fuck around and find out.

dude 1: Cool, I'm going to touch it.

dude 2: ok don't come to me when you fuck around and find out whether that noodle is venomous or not.

by John_doe42069 March 10, 2023

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Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)".

Person 1: Are you called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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cup-a-noodles

crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry

All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.

by AJ Rules The School February 12, 2020

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noodles through a goose

Something moving very fast.
Chinese farmers feed a noodle with a string attached to a goose. It passes through the goose non-stop. Then they feed the noodle to the next goose...and the next...and so on. After the last goose, they tie the string to a stick. Then they can walk a string of geese to market.

That beer went through me like noodles through a goose.

by Cable Hills May 1, 2008

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