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Nolan

Nolan's are sexy ass guys. They really care about family and relationships. He can sometimes be jokingly heartless and act violent but he wouldn't hurt a fly. He can be cocky and LOVES to talk. He needs to be with a listener.
Nolan! Stop talking!!!

But I have more to tell you!!

I know but I have to go!

Don't leave me!!!
by Manoman October 23, 2013
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Nolan

A large foreheaded creature with very small ears.
The sun bouncing off that Nolans forehead will blind us all.
by 805Noah October 15, 2018
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Nolan

Nolan’s are meme lords, actually dead inside, Always are their to make you laugh with his absolute great humor, Nolan’s are either very smart or EXTREMELY fucking stupid, Nolan’s are likely Irish as the name comes from Ireland, and often grow up as raging alcoholics, finally Nolan’s tend to be... pretty shity people or wicked nice, great and, fun people to be around.
by JamesCharlesfatbrat March 27, 2019
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Nolan

Nolan is a cool man who doesn’t give a shit about what other people think. All the girls easily fall in love with him. He can handle any challenge that is thrown at him. He’s a god at sports and looks like Jesus.
Nolan is a sexy beast
by Takiking123 June 13, 2018
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Nolan

If you ever meet a Nolan you are really lucky. Nolans are kind, and hilarious. Nolans aren't really the dating type but girls easily fall in love with them. Nolans are often seen wearing hoodies and hats. Nolans love to play sports, particularly basketball. Nolans have such great friends and are pretty good at school work. Nolans like to snowboard. Nolans appreciate their friends and would never let them down.

If you ever have the chance to date a Nolan don't break his heart because he would have a hard time putting it back together.
Have you ever met my friend Nolan?

This guy is so good at basketball, Ya his name's Nolan.
by Lemons:) November 19, 2019
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Nolan

Nolan is none of these things on this website, Why you may ask? Because He's simply none of these things, He isn't the coolest guy you know, He isn't handsome and doesn't have amazing hair, and No one ascertains to be like him. Instead, He's the coolest guy to exist, He's stunning and God-like, His hair isn't amazing, It's astounding, And everyone wants to be him, Not like him. While it is true that he's horny as hell, I'll leave it out for the sake of his dignity. To put what I've said in simpler terms, He is both imperfection and perfection simultaneously, He is enigmatic. It is truly a mystery how he was created, and more importantly, how he came into my life, But what isn't a mystery is my love for all that he is. And when I say ALL that he is, It truly means ALL. From the beating of his heart To the roaring of his laugh, To the empty spaces in his head, HE is sweet, kindhearted, silly, understanding, and loveable. Regardless of the other Nolan these have been written for, This one is just for you. It will be yours, Forever and always.
Nolan is actually a golden retriever with a wig. :)
by Nevaeh (Yes it's me.) October 24, 2022
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Nolan

He laughs a lot, he makes you happy, he only cares about certain people that made an impact on his life, he has a really big heart, He is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet and if you get real close with him he'll make you feel like the world revolves around you. If you find a Nolan don't ever let him go.
I use to be real upset but then Nolan came along and made my world a whole lot better.
by Zondox May 21, 2018
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