not in a million beers

referring to something you would not participate in even if you were impossibly drunk.

"Hey would you bang Sheila?"

"Not in a million beers!"

by Carl Lanser March 20, 2008

small loan of a million dollars

A popular and trending quote originally said by the republican U.S.A. nominee, Donald Trump. The saying has been going around on YouTube, Vine, Etc, and is actually stupid, but it's just somehow funny and ridiculous because the quote ''Small loan of a million dollars'' basically is showing how rich Trump is, and the way he calls it 'Small', which most people could facepalm or give a 'bruh'. Nowadays, most people use it to troll, or use it in jokes to piss people off. Most people do it by interruption.

Person A: "Usually when I go shopping, I end up spending---"
Person B: "--A small loan of a million dollars."
Person A: "Fuck you."

by A fucking wanker April 25, 2016

click here and win a million dollars

Boy, are you gullible.

"Click here and win a million dollars."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 21, 2006

Small loan of a million dollars

A joke used in twitch streams to piss people off. It was inspired by Donald Trump. It uses a glitch in the twitch donation system where you can recall your money but the donation message still appears in the stream.

Here, take this small loan of a million dollars.

by H!tM3rk February 28, 2016

A small loan of a million dollars

Donald Trump's way of bragging about his riches and tax fraud.

When I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me "A small loan of a million dollars" - Donald Trump

by SouthAlbatross8 January 25, 2021

You look like a million fuckable dollars!

Honey how do i look in this dress?

You look like a million fuckable dollars!

by Johnsyn July 30, 2010

small loan of a million dollars

How Donald Trump started his career.

"And you know, when I got started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

by Volkaynoe September 1, 2016