Jooping

The act of covering a toothpick in hot sauce then sticking said toothpick up one’s urethra

Dunninger: yo you hosting at your house wednesday?
Willie: nah bro im gonna be jooping
Dunninger: got it. Enjoy the joop sesh bro

by Mdunn November 21, 2025

Joop

The most amazing, caring, perfect person in the world. A person who should not be allowed to walk this earth but somehow is still here. They make everything a million times better. All hail Joop.

Joop is the most amazing human.

by NotJoop October 25, 2020

Joop

The modern usage of FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)

To fuck things up in such an irreparable way that all hope is lost.

I jooped up.

Wow, she really jooped that one up.

Ah fuck, I think I'm going to Joop this.

by Patsquare November 20, 2022

Joop

A secret Starcraft channel on Battle.net. Used mostly by ImmortalTecneek and Okmanl. Occasionally you may find other random accounts in this channel, mostly they are just alts of ImmortalTecneek and Okmanl.

Okmanl: Sc?

ImmortalTecneek: Joop, nao!

by ImmortalTecneek May 11, 2008

Joop

joop
poop and jack it at the same time.

How could you ever joop to your mother that is sick.

by Sijdskncxj June 22, 2019

Joop

"Joop" is a slang reference to Joop! Homme Eau de Toilette. The term is often used to imply that someone is low in financial status and has a bad or overpowering smell, associated with the cologne’s reputation for being a strong stench and inexpensive perfect for low income people.

Living in the slums/favelas reeks of joop.
You can't afford that? you're such a joop.
You live in a caravan and play mega walls pirate class? You are a joop.
I understand you have a girlfriend but you are a joop
Just because im under house arrest does not make me a joop.

by Benzelcurry December 16, 2024