Goliath

Sometimes you get a five foot nothing bully with the soul of a 9 foot 10 ogre, which is the same thing as goliath, except this kind of bully thinks everyone else is goliath.

Goliath keeps calling me goliath, when really he/she is trying to take over towns he/she isn't from like Napoleon.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2019

Double Cheese Goliath with extra cheese

A Double Cheese Goliath but it has extra cheese. It is often eaten with another food item called “Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000”. It is also commonly eaten when you’re in a fighter jet specifically an F-35

“Dude! Is that the Double Cheese Goliath with extra cheese?! I heard it’s the bomb!”

by Crabteeth February 11, 2025

Goliath

Goliath was described as a giant, but mobsters and kings are sometimes described as giants even though they're short. There are many short guys with a similar disposition to Goliath, and if you didn't take the bible literally, you wouldn't rule out the possibility that Goliath is more like the short guy you went to school with or worked with.

If a short guy who was a lot like Goliath in disposition had written the story of David and Goliath, wouldn't he want people to think Goliath was 9 feet tall (which would be record breaking for a human being)?

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2019

Dirty Goliath

Having necrophelia sex with an overweight person, over 6'8" who died of of an impacted fecal colon.

When I worked at morgue, my director was caught performing unspeakable acts that is a dirty Goliath.

by Tyronewilliams96 April 4, 2021

Goliath grouper

When a group of big muscular or fat men engage in gay sexual activity

That was the best Goliath grouper I ever had.

by Recome June 7, 2021

david that goliath

The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.

"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"

by upsidedownrabbit May 21, 2017

David's Goliath

A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.

The David's Goliath at this orgy I went to was the biggest I've ever seen.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016