Triston

The raddest, coolest, most
fun, cool,
rad, amazing person in the world also very cute and squishy!!! Has cool style and glasses and always matches your energy. A Triston is the best baller in da game

Friend: Who’s that terrifyingly hot guy over there?
Me: Oh, that’s Triston
Friend: You should date him

by duchess is eating rice November 22, 2021

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Triston

short guy(5'2) that no one likes and he thinks his funny and cant do sports

Person 1: " Hey who's that short and gay guy over there?"
Person 2: "Oh that's Triston"
Person 1: "Damn I hate Triston"

by siuu49644 June 20, 2022

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A Triston Mendoza is a very hot, handsome, and big weiner-sized man, who often makes girls cum in a fraction of a second, is very kind, great personality, attractive in every way, builds a body no one can touch, have brown hair, likes the color black and like to eat dog with rice, honestly, why wouldn't you just love a Triston Mendoza?

Who is that? - Hannah
That's Triston Mendoza. - Me
God, I want to suck his d$%k. - Hannah

by HONESTLY, NEVERMIND October 10, 2022

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Tristone

Getting into a sticky situation with your friends.

We got into a real tristone yesterday.

by Ellie Geils August 18, 2022

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Triston

To be a Triston, you are being loving, loyal, and an amazing boyfriend. A Triston is VERY hard to come by but once you get addicted to one, you can’t let them go.

“Wow your boyfriend is such a Triston. I with I had one!”

by JC❤️ April 15, 2024

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Triston

A very big burly guy, can be defined as the following; tubby, large, obese, massive, etc. Triston is a man pushing the age or 45 with a receding hairline. Btw he also can't draw.

Why is that guy so big?

Probably because he's a "Triston".

by TotallyNotAce July 22, 2024

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