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Horny as a Rat

When you’re unbelievably horny and can’t quite possibly express your horniness in any other possible way
Hey man, how’s quarantine been going for you so far?

Bro I’ve been horny as a rat for the past 4 months!
by SometimesAsian June 5, 2020
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hanging a rat

to show your flaccid dick.

also known as 'showing a rat', 'dangling a rat'.
i'm one beer away from hanging a rat;

a horrified Harvey looked up to see six inch rat hanging in the window.
by rick wrangler March 16, 2010
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crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse

Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.
That Jenkins is "crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse"
by Jaspa J October 1, 2012
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snap a rat

A solid bowl moment; to expunge the body of solid waste via the anus.
Man I had to snap a rat something fierce. Joey had been denied a bathroom break all day. He had to snap a rat so bad he could taste it.
by Sparky 145 November 13, 2007
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like brushing my teeth with a rat

To give a lady friend oral pleasure when said lady friend has unkempt pubic hair.
"Dude, I went down on her last night, was like brushing my teeth with a rat."
by rob13423rhjfgj April 16, 2009
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Like a rat up a drainpipe

To copulate with a female shortly after meeting her.
"Jason rooted Kylie on their first date - he was like a rat up a drainpipe!"
by dluth December 13, 2008
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Im on it like a rat on a cheeto

rats love cheetos man.......I said, Im on it like a rat on cheeto man.
Done with that project yet?
Man..... Im on it like a rat on a cheeto! .....
by scottytoohottie October 20, 2006
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