Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.
by MynameisnotJohannes February 2, 2021
Get the Johannesmug. by TheBoyNextDoor69 January 23, 2018
Get the Johannemug. 
Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.
Johannes sucks
by Kevin Eliassen April 22, 2016
Get the Johannesmug. A person who really loves a certain thing and can't be persuaded to love something else. Even though he has no reason to love it.
by Shrek beats Shaggy April 4, 2019
Get the Johannmug.