Shit A German Goose

A phrase that can describe extreme anxiety or shock.

"I just got raped by 5 burly fuckers..."
*Mouth Open* "Shit A German Goose!"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

shitting like a blue goose

Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".

I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose

by God_of_beans September 1, 2023

Goose is a gander

Surprising someone with a thumb up the butthole when they're not looking, while exclaiming, "goose is a gander!"

Tiffany: "What the hell are you doing back there?"
Nora: "Goose is a gander!"

by norandtiff January 26, 2011

Silly goose with a mallards head

A funny lookin goober

Hey look that girl is a silly goose with a mallards head

by Oohh darling January 7, 2021

Pest-a-gooseasaurus

A unique hard to find beautiful female whose intelligence is often underestimated. Her superior joke telling ability makes her stand out in a crowd. Difficult to keep in captivity but worth the challenge trying.

The woman I met has captivated my attention, she is a pest-a-gooseasaurus.

by Pestygoose November 14, 2017

a goober

tall cute italian who likes to think that he is semi-fluent in spanish and, at times, uses it in a "ghetto" dialect. goobers are notorious for their need to be taken care of by their swipers. Many are known to be execssive movie "buffs" and are, suprisingly, romantics at heart.

Did that dude really just hit that tree?....yah, he's definitely a goober. I sure hope he has a swiper to take care of him!

by DaSwiper January 16, 2011

Deadass a whole goober

To be a a goofball

Vladimir Putin is deadass a whole goober

by WigglyGhandi 12: May 26, 2022