crunch

To beat someone or something up very aggressively.

Imma crunch you fam.
If that guy got with my ex I would fucking crunch him.

by baddestbitch69 December 3, 2016

crunch

A word you use to describe someone who is idiotic in all ways, shapes, or forms, without them knowing what it means.

“Trump MUST be a crunch, for looking at Melina as a sexy fetus when she came out of the womb, this man is 24 years older than her!!”

by sexychair July 12, 2019

crunch

a crunch: a cry-munch. Applies to those who eat their feelings. in times of anguish and upset those who reach for the crisps are crunching.

oh man, i was so depressed i just took a spoon to that pie and cried my eyes out, it was a total crunch fest

by _liv_ September 1, 2009

crunches

code for someone going to take a big dump

Hailey:"I'm going to go do some crunches"
Gillian: "Ewwww"

by g to the ill February 18, 2005

crunch

Generally a female who finds herself doing stupid things. Her jokes and her actions are very outdated.

Damn Stephenie Reimer, you are a crunch.

by silkshow November 11, 2008

The Crunch

A lesser known name for a nasty ass STD.

I just got The Crunch from that ratchet ass bitch. This shit blows, man. My ball sack is on FIRE.

by DuckyDoolittle August 7, 2014

crunch

the crunch is big massive shit that comes out your pussy.

i just took a big ass crunch out of my pussy

by myassisitchy June 1, 2019