Zog, Mr.

The world's preeminent manufacturer of surfboard wax, best known for his Sex Wax brand.

Before we hit the beach, I need to stop at the surf shop and pick up some Mr. Zog's for my board.

by eric h July 23, 2004

zog machine

a machine hitler used to kell jewish people which had poisonous fumes

Watch you stupid jew or i will get the zog machine

by chody October 3, 2004

Zog

A direct replacement for bro, but used for someone who is less intelligent than their sigma counterparts.

What is zog doing?

by SIGMABOZZ October 10, 2023

Zog

Can replace any word in a sentence that is used negatively.

"Oh zog, my favorite game was discontinued"
"That guy is a real zog"
"That zog over there is getting on my nerves."

by nerveaxel2532 October 31, 2022

zig zog

getting attacked from multiple sides

im getting zig zogged by 3 big black men

by smalpppreist September 29, 2022

Zog

Like dog put with Z and more slang

Zog- shutsho bitch ass up

by CaboCaboose February 19, 2022

Zogging

To engage in the mindless consumption of low-quality, algorithmic content. Most commonly done through social media apps like Instagram and TikTok. Often involves being slumped over one's phone.

We caught our friend slumped over in his chair, mindlessly zogging to Instagram reels of cats.

by anonymous December 19, 2024