Zorbex Anub (an-ub, not anyoob)

The Asian Viking god that invented cooking. Pretty much the main god of Schletchkavotchkavacheinia-Japan. Seriously, the coolest thing since sliced bread, even though he invented bread. When you eat a meal, say "Hail Zorbex" to show your thanks.

Tori: Hurry up the cakes!
Sierra: yeah, they're ready. Here you are -gives cake-
Tori:HAIL ZORBEX!! this cake is delicious!
Sierra: of course! i prayed to Zorbex Anub (an-ub, not anyoob) while i was making it!

by Tree-huggin' hippie January 23, 2007

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Zorbing

the act in which a man tapes his scrotum to his anus and then quickly sits down on a hard surface.

My doctor told me to stop zorbing else I may rupture a ball.

by Johnny_H January 25, 2013

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zorb

The act of soaking a tampon in an alcoholic beverage of your choice with the intent to absorb said beverage's alcoholic content through the asshole membranes, and thus avoiding unwanted caloric intake.

I called in sick this morning, but the truth is; i zorbed a jumbo of absynth last night and, as a result, am unfit for the workplace.

by Yaleboss September 26, 2014

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A zorb is a rather large spherical ball, that one throws him or herself down a large hill in.

PMFG i just flew down tht hill in a zorb

by The Gracer September 7, 2005

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Zorbok

Zorbok is a planet in which millions of people from "earth" are from. People from Zorbok usually steal another human beings body, their spouse, and money. Usually, zorbokians are hotter than people of planet earth. So your hot gf/bf might just be from planet Zorbok. Or just hot.

Joe: I just got a really hot girlfriend, shes out of this world.
Tim: Are you sure shes just not from planet Zorbok?
Joe: O.o

by Itchy.Submarine August 1, 2012

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