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land zeppelin

A morbidly obese individual. Often seen riding around in motorized carts in Wal-Mart or Grocery Outlet.

The more white trash they are, the less obese they have to be to qualify as a land zeppelin.
The Land Zeppelin heaved herself into the car, wedging herself in between the seat and the dash.
by Luke and Shawn July 20, 2008
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led zeppelin

one of the most overrated bands of all time. dont get me wrong, they have serious talent, but everybody is simply on their nuts
it pisses me off to hear every prepubescent teen say they listen to led zeppelin and pink floyd in a futile attempt to get laid
by cwes7675 February 5, 2008
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Zepping the Beer

To leave a small amount of beer (quarter sip at most) at the bottom of a bottle.

The bottom quarter sip of beer is mostly backspit and watered down, flat beer.....the least enjoyable sip of your beer. Zep the Beer and get a new one!
Why doesn't he just finish his beer, instead of Zepping the Beer?
by Juliusaeneas November 7, 2011
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limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.
Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.
by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017
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House of Zeppelin

Term used to describe clothing worn by grossly obese people.
She: "I saw <censored> today"

He: "Oh yeah? Is she still buying her clothes at House of Zeppelin"?
by Eugene206 October 10, 2006
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Led Zeppelin

The most over rated band ever.
by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005
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