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He's the cutest guy you'll see. He will warm you up with his big heart and you can't resist being friends with him. His smile is big and he's the purest gentleman. Also he's Gizem's Kanka.
He's the cutest guy you'll see. He will warm you up with his big heart and you can't resist being friends with him. His smile is big and he's the purest gentleman. Also he's Gizem's Kanka.
by gizmooooooooooooooooo January 2, 2017
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Party animals in Zeeland are the odd ones out, so they usually go to Holland for a good time.
That might seem strange to somebody who doesn't know Zeeland. Any activity in Zeeland is most likely going to be low key, lights out, and face down.
Sexually, the population seems to be mostly traditional and male-superior. That means that most of the men who stay at home and indulge their fantasies usually do so doggy style.
So women in Zeeland who like their men that way are said to prefer the Zeely Zero. Zero means no face to face contact during sex. Therefore, mostly zero interaction satisfaction. They might know what it feels like feel but they might know nothing about the person who it belongs to. Zero again.
Overall, then, the zeely zero is not a good thing.
Party animals in Zeeland are the odd ones out, so they usually go to Holland for a good time.
That might seem strange to somebody who doesn't know Zeeland. Any activity in Zeeland is most likely going to be low key, lights out, and face down.
Sexually, the population seems to be mostly traditional and male-superior. That means that most of the men who stay at home and indulge their fantasies usually do so doggy style.
So women in Zeeland who like their men that way are said to prefer the Zeely Zero. Zero means no face to face contact during sex. Therefore, mostly zero interaction satisfaction. They might know what it feels like feel but they might know nothing about the person who it belongs to. Zero again.
Overall, then, the zeely zero is not a good thing.
He told her that her looks weren't important. She thought that was a good thing until she found out it meant she would always be face down on the floor during sex.
Damn, she said, I hate zeely zeroes. I'm heading to Holland for a dutch treat.
Damn, she said, I hate zeely zeroes. I'm heading to Holland for a dutch treat.
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The single more beautiful entity to have ever walked across the earth. with the purist heart and goddess-like soul, Zeneldas are often considered to be the greatest discovery of anyone’s life (granted they are astronomically lucky enough to lay eyes on a Zenelda in the first place). Zeneldas are often very shy, but as soon as they allow their greatness to be shown to you, you will realize that you are nowhere close to worthy enough to be in the same room as them. The closest and most accurate description of a Zenelda is the most beautiful fist-sized blue diamond that remains undiscovered and un-mined by any soul, and if someone is lucky enough to find it, and hold it up to the moon light, they will see every shade of blue (and weirdly pink as well), and it will in this moment as this soul gazes upon the most beautiful thing they have ever laid eyes on, that they realize… they must be the richest person in the world in so many more ways than one. This soul will remain doing nothing but gazing into the blue diamond until the end of time. The only downfall of Zeneldas is that only a lucky few will ever truly know her.
EXAMPLE1:
Person 1: woah who is she??
Person 2: oh her? She’s Zenelda.
Person 1: I think I’m in love…
Person 2: oof, then goodluck, you’re going to need it.
EXAMPLE2:
Person 1: have you met Zenelda?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: *smiles* come on, I’ll introduce you
Person 1: woah who is she??
Person 2: oh her? She’s Zenelda.
Person 1: I think I’m in love…
Person 2: oof, then goodluck, you’re going to need it.
EXAMPLE2:
Person 1: have you met Zenelda?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: *smiles* come on, I’ll introduce you
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