ZelkHAM

ZelkHAM is a Zelkam as Pig

ZelkHAM is a Tiger Pig Elk

by CuzImErdbeere April 20, 2020

Zelo

Nerd weird trash kid with a big head

That one nerd is such a Zelo.

by Jeric47 April 14, 2019

Zelphias

A one of a kinda B.A.N.K (Bad Ass Ninja Knight), who's morals consist of Honor, Chivalry, and dedication especially to his Soul Mate, tends to be very emotional, and more than likely Bipolar type 2, Is an amazing friend with outstanding personality and jacked so don't mess with his friends or especially his family, because if he shows up he will be insulted for the extreme disappointment of boredom from pussy's backing down. always trains in a vast amount of martial arts,including weapons training. absolutely loves and believes in dragons, and is very spiritual! has too many unfinished tattoo's , when people are introduced to a Zelphias they are stunned immediately followed by a " i wont remember that!" Zel is a perfectly fine shortened version of his name, while also easily remembered! If ever a Zelphias becomes angered and it is clearly not his fault man up and talk about it with him man to man, because if one persists to challenge a Zel, the best thing to do is put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye!!

Friend # 1 - Dude did you see that?!?
Friend # 2 - Hell yeah! Zelphias just did a back flip in the mosh pit during 5FDP!!

Soul Mate - That's my man XP!!

by ZxelZxer01313 September 12, 2012

Zelou

Zelou is a kid in grade 9 known for irritating adults on Ark. He is toxic on video games and is really tall. He talks way to much and the teachers find him annoying. He is a sweaty soccer player who is pretty good at sports. He likes sushi (maybe a little to much) and always gets in arguments with his friends. He is crazy good at math and he makes up weird nicknames for his friends.

Hmm, he looks like a Zelou.

by justtrolling November 21, 2020

Zelphar

A randy on Halo. He was born under the jungle of Guardian to a lion and a hippo. The Zelphar is a very rare Pokemon. You only have one opportunity to catch him so make sure you bring a lot of ultra balls. Legend tells that the Zelphar has the wang of a newborn child.

Dude you suck you played worse than Zelphar!

by Ryan Irwin January 17, 2009

zerohero

Lame poster on tnl who posts 90% crap.

zerohero: I think this is the right place to put this. THis is just a small vid of me messing around poping a little bit.

by FACT at tnl May 18, 2006

zelched

What you are after smoking a fat blunt.

Man, i took one hit of that chronic and i was zelched!

by YESSSSSSSSS May 20, 2007