Its_zeus_baby😘

The professional Fortnite player everyone knows. He is most known for breaking a chair over his fathers back when he asked him to stop playing. He usually spends 23 hours a day cranking 90s, while the other hour is reserved for purchasing V-Bucks.

jaquaveontavious: “i cracked him he’s low”

mikey:”oh no that’s its_zeus_baby😘, he will crank 90s so hard on us and nut in our ass!”

by Carl-de-la-santos_sick March 1, 2021

Forbidden Ring of Zeus

The act of curving one's foot-long penis past the perineum, and inserting it into one's own anus.

"Dude, I like your new shirt!"
"Thanks, I'm also sporting a Forbidden Ring of Zeus!"
"Nice."

by Shi Zewr Porwn April 15, 2005

zeus

King of the Greek Gods, NOT God of the Gods. The other Greek Gods did not worship Zeus.

I am Zeus, King of the Greek Gods.

by Fatesadvent October 23, 2006

Zeus 'em

an annihilation, or overkill. usually used in video games.

The n00b killed you; Zeus 'em!

by attackattack May 20, 2009

Zeus Biscuit

When a man takes a shit on a woman's back, stands up and towers over her before hammer-fisting the "biscuit" (fresh turd), and then tazing her in the ass cheek.

I gave my girlfriend a Zeus Biscuit last night. The scent still lingers, and I believe the tazer caused some minor brain damage, which is ok with me. We'll try the "Zeus" again tomorrow. Hoping for another rewarding experience.

by ShinDigglett February 4, 2015

zeist

(noun) shortened version of zeitgeist.
to be in the spirit of the time.
to be trending.

A: Hey dude. Is normcore back in?
B: I'm pretty sure its in the zeist now.

by MrFuckUrbanDictionary October 19, 2022

A "Zeus"

The act of going to a golf course (or any other large open field with relatively even elevation) during a thunderstorm butt-naked and lying flat with your back to the ground while having a long metal rod inserted into your urethra in the hopes that a lightning strike will connect with the conductive metal rod, and to your penis.

man 1:

"Did you hear? Uncle Trevor is dead.."
man 2:

"No what happened?!"
man 1:
"The crazy old man tried giving himself a "Zeus"! Paramedics said there was almost nothing left of him.."
man 2:
"Damn... thats one hell of a way to go..."

by 6Home-$lice9 July 6, 2022