Zodiac Signs are something that some people believe in, and some don’t. It’s about stars it’s a shape that stars form. And then it goes and your birthday month and day gets involved. On TikTok your zodiac sign apparently defines your personality, personal life, how you look, how you do/did in school etc. Those are not true, if you believe in zodiacs, they do not define your personality etc.
These are the dates for the “zodiac signs” if you even believe in them that is.
22 December – 20 January, Capricorn
20 January – 19 February, Aquarius
19 February – 21 March, Pisces
21 March – 20 April, Aries
20 April – 21 May, Taurus
21 May – 21 June, Gemini
21 June – 23 July, Cancer
23 July – 23 August, Leo
23 August – 23 September, Virgo
23 September – 23 October, Libra
23 October – 22 November, Scorpio
23 November – 22 December, Sagittarius
These are the dates for the “zodiac signs” if you even believe in them that is.
22 December – 20 January, Capricorn
20 January – 19 February, Aquarius
19 February – 21 March, Pisces
21 March – 20 April, Aries
20 April – 21 May, Taurus
21 May – 21 June, Gemini
21 June – 23 July, Cancer
23 July – 23 August, Leo
23 August – 23 September, Virgo
23 September – 23 October, Libra
23 October – 22 November, Scorpio
23 November – 22 December, Sagittarius
TikTok girl- If you’re a Pisces, you have divorced parents, you are adopted because nobody likes March.
Boy- But I’m born in March and I’m a Pisces, I’m not adopted or have divorced parents.
TikTok girl- Your Zodiac Signs define your personality. Deal with it 10 year old.
Boy- But I’m born in March and I’m a Pisces, I’m not adopted or have divorced parents.
TikTok girl- Your Zodiac Signs define your personality. Deal with it 10 year old.
by closely.Vanessa November 27, 2021
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Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."
Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"
Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."
Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*
Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"
Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."
Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*
Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
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Dave: ow, why did you hit me, tf?
Susan: oop, sorry I'm scorpio, we do that
Dave: no susan, you're just an asshole
Susan: but zodiac signs define a person's personality!
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PERSON 1: Hey do you believe in zodiac signs because I do
PERSON 2: ya how about twinkle twinkle little fuck off with your star bullshit
PERSON 2: ya how about twinkle twinkle little fuck off with your star bullshit
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Want to bring up their ego and inflat it some more.
Want to bring up their ego and inflat it some more.
Idiot 1: I’m a Capricorn. It said I’m going to be rich next year because of my hard work and ambition.
Smart guy: No your not. You sit in your parents house, watch porn. dumb fuck. Zodiac signs aren’t real.
Smart guy: No your not. You sit in your parents house, watch porn. dumb fuck. Zodiac signs aren’t real.
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They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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