Zed

The temporary lack of sense on your tastebuds due to being high.

Deaf is to hearing loss as
Zed is to tasting loss.

I can't tell if this pineapple is sweet because im zed right now.

by Mojojojoluck August 3, 2018

Zed

A violent bugamist Biker. (See Pulp Fiction)

Zed played eeny-meeny-miney-moe to decide who he was going to bugger first.

by Tim Freckman July 24, 2006

Zed

A really weird way to say Z. Used by Australians, the British, and Canadians. The Alphabet should only be pronounced with vowels, not with other included letters such as "d"...

See also: Zee, the correct way of saying the letter Z...

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Zed.

by Zeddy! April 22, 2006

Zed $

One person that everyone thinks is a gang, it is written all over schools and stalls in southern new hampshire
many people ask who is Zed$ and only few exclusive people get to know him personnaly and...
one of them is mee!
I KNOW ZED$ BITCH!! hes my friend

Who is Zed$ and why do i see it written all over?

I dont know who Zed$ is!! ;)

by Val November 2, 2004

Zed

1.) (alphabetic character) How Canadians say the letter "Z".

2.) (noun) A character from the 1994 movie "Pulp Fiction". He's friends with Maynard (the owner of the pawn shop that Marsellus Wallace and Butch Coolidge find themselves trapped in in the latter part of the movie).

1.) "They never learned their alphabet from A to Zed." - "Weird Al" Yankovic ("Canadian Idiot")

2.) FABIENNE: Who is Zed?
BUTCH: Zed's dead, baby! Zed's dead.

by Chief of the Okhrana November 4, 2019

zed

The incorect way to say "Z". Commmonly used by Cannucks and Brits.

B = "bee", C = "see", D = "dee", E = "Ee", G = "gee", P = "pee",
T = "tee", V = "vee", and Z = "zee"

by Dancing Dude Sean August 4, 2005

zed

A verb meaning "to rape." Taken from the name of the rapist character in "Pulp Fiction."

"That bastard tried to Zed my wife, so I had to strangle him."

by Mr. Walken July 24, 2006