Yucaipa

Shittiest city in the IE. A small town of about 55,000 inhabited by skinheads or bros who have an ego 5 times bigger than themselves. Their daily activities consist of: dirt biking, smoking marijuana & crystal meth all day because they have nothing even remotely productive to do in their life with their sub-50 IQ.The women in Yucaipa are usually low self-esteemed redneck women that flock to these bros "bro-hoes". And then there are bonkers; usually Mexicans who 'shuffle' (a type of dance mimicking a person with down syndrome) & believe that by dressing outrageously flamboyant, they will gain "swagger".The people in Yucaipa are very ignorant and racist.The adults are mostly welfare-collecting rednecks who watch hours of NASCAR & consume about 5 gallons of beer a day & listen to country music 24/7 in their trailer home.Occasionally you will find an intelligent and respectable person in the mix, but very rarely so.The only good thing in the history of the world that the pathetic citizens of Yucaipa have ever done is create the Stater Bros. Markets back in 1936, and since then, they haven't (and probably never will) completed anything productive ever again.The academic test scores in Yucaipa are what you would expect to find in a mental hospital.Driving by, you may see the pretty San Bernadino Mts., but don't let it fool you.If you come to California, don't even bother coming to the Inland Empire. Go to Los Angeles or Orange County or San Diego.

Innocent Tourists driving by: "Oh honey, look at those beautiful mountains! Seems like such a nice city."

Person who has lived in Yucaipa for 5 years: "Oh trust me, it's a piece of shit city. Don't even bother coming here. You're better off going to Los Angeles or Orange County or San Diego.
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Bros speaking to another Bro
Bro1: "Hey wats up man wanna go dirtbiking later 2day?"
Bro2: "sure, i dont have anything else 2 do"

by raaaleeeigh January 3, 2012

Yucaipa

Peice of shit conservative town. Full of racist, homophobic, and sexist assholes. The streets are full of spoiled teens driving oversized pickup trucks their parents bought. 80% of the population are trump supporters and former KKK members. AVOID YUCAIPA AT ALL COSTS

Yucaipa resident: " wow, today I feel like driving around in my truck and complaining about marriage equality."

by TyJeffS July 30, 2016

Yucaipa

people here just smoke alot of pot...because they have nothing better to do.

its known for it's tweakers, too.

has some bad ass parties.

kid 1: do u know what yucaipa is?

kid 2: hell yeah...its a populated city full of bros and bro hoes. they can throw some bad ass parties there too.

kid 1: is it true that most people there smoke pot?

kid 2: hell yeah...everyone smokes pot there. this city is chill as FUCK!! FUCK THE HATERS OF YUCAIPA!!!

by C.A.R....bro hoe 4 lyf October 14, 2008

yucca

A person who is usually associated with wrongdoing, nonsensical behavior, lame excuses for things they did intentionally. In essence, foolish people.

"Hey, who trashed the room yesterday?"
"I don't know, probably some yuccas."

by danny-o23 April 26, 2010

Yucaipa

Ahh, Yucaipa... The once calm, quite, redneck little town is now infested with tweakers and dumbass city slickers who like to live in a conservative town and bitch about it while smoking pot and doing meth... while continuing to bitch about the pot and meth. Trust me, all us Yucaipa grown hillbillies in our lifted trucks don't like you yuppie, ghetto, pieces of trash in our lil home town either. Yucaipa is known for its general public consisting of mostly nice, old, slightly racist white people. Although lacking things to do people knowing are piling into this city, building a house on every open field and next to chicken ranches and proceed to complain about the living in a town with nothing to do next to a chicken ranch. The traffic is getting bad too, but all the newcomers don't seem to care that they're ruining our town because they're too busy bitching about it not being another L.A. Also the commuters will run you down, ricers will cut you off and us rednecks will drive like assholes because you started it. Chances are if you're looking for Yucaipa on Urban dictionary you're probably one of those dumb kids coming from a bad area and just pissed cause it's not Comptonish enough for you. Overall a nice town with nothing to do, tucked away by the mountains. Don't move in unless you wanna wear cowboy boots, ride dirtbikes, see cows, and have bonfires and then go to Starbucks.

"909 number calling me, probably some redneck from Yucaipa"

"Who the fuck wants to move to Yucaipa, there's nothing to do"

"Don't fuck with Yucaipa locals, they'll tear up your lawn with their big pickup trucks"

Pro Tip- Stay away from the tweakers

You're offended by confederate flags? Be careful there aren't any safe spaces in Yucaipa

by KingCountry September 11, 2016

yucaipa

bro nation!!! its a pretty shitty town where bros think they are the shit but they are not!! they are all little bitches and act like hard asses!!! it would be an alright town if there was more to do but there isnt shit to do sooo... but watch out for the gay mother fucking bros that think they are the shit with their big lifted trucks and what not!! they talk shit but dont really back it up!!
yucaipa is a crappy bro town!! the bros also think they are the shit at dirtbiking!

bro: hit me pussy!!!
kid: OK! (punch)
bro: o hell no im gonna beat ur ass!
kid: (beats the shit out of him)
bro: little faggot u better watch ur back!
kid: ok! what are u gonna do u cant back shit up!!
bro: (drives away in his lifetd truck)

bros have lifted trucks because the feel insicre about themselves and think tht haveing a lifted truck will help tht haha but it doesnt!! they think it makes them tuougher but they arent!! and they think they are cool cause they live in yucaipa.

by hahalala August 8, 2006

Yecci

One who licks vaginal areas of same sex. Ussualy known to be annoying, ugly, and mexican. A lot of Yecci's call themselves "awesome", but in actuality they're just dumb gold digging earwax asswipe losers.

I want to punch that dumb bitch Yecci in the face, because she is so fucking retarded.

by Maria Lopez you tapon fucker September 26, 2010